Bible Jokes

Most of these are pretty corny, but some are kind of clever.

Hover over the “answer” link to see the answers.  (If your browser doesn’t show link titles, let me know.)

Name the only person in the Bible without parents.  answer

Who is the shortest person on the Bible? answer

Who was the fastest person in the Bible? answer

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? answer

Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? answer

What kind of man was Boaz before he got married? answer

Who was the first drug addict in the Bible? answer

Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? answer

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible? answer

How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden? answer

What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out? answer

What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden? answer

The ark was built in 3 stories, and the top story had a window to let light in, but how did they get light to the bottom 2 stories? answer

Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible? answer

Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible? answer

Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy? answer

How do we know that Job went to a chiropractor? answer

Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible? answer

What is the first recorded case of constipation in the Bible? answer

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